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Today I invented a game which I will tentatively and uncreatively call Underwater Shuffleboard. With sidewalk chalk I drew giant squares with varying point values all over the bottom of the deep end of a swimming pool. (Yes, sidewalk chalk works underwater. It is awesome.) I spent 2 hours throwing little torpedo toys at them and talking smack to a 9 year old. I lost. But I totally won at underwater hangman. Take that, child.
It was a good day.
"Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I’ve been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains."