life treats.

Ladies and Gents - I present Ted Nugent

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:43:44 -0700

Ladies and Gents - I present Ted Nugent

A Defeated Twenty-Nine Year Old Woman: A Study In Six...

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 22:52:44 -0800

A Defeated Twenty-Nine Year Old Woman: A Study In Six Frames

the subject begins with good intentions. new year - new you! she ceases all consumption of processed foods, sugars, grains, and alcohol. she runs daily. she begins wearing her retainer to fix an errant crooked tooth. she sleeps eight hours per night. this schedule endures for approximately twenty six days.

as a result, she endures excruciating head and tooth aches, dislocates her jaw while chewing a salad, inflames tendons in her foot, making it impossible to wear heels, ices her knee with a bag of peas on a daily basis, consists on a diet of eggs, salad and soup, does not finish any or all lesson plans or grading, and has a terribly unprepared day teaching algebra before losing all joy in life, shoving a half loaf of cheesy bread in her mouth, putting on an episode of friday night lights and drinking a damn beer.

*fin*

"I demand unconditional love and complete freedom. That is why I am terrible."

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 22:05:45 -0800

“I demand unconditional love and complete freedom. That is why I am terrible.”

- Tomaz Salamun

zoo-gallery: Bat Embryo GUHHHHH!!!!!

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 20:09:00 -0800

zoo-gallery:

Bat Embryo

GUHHHHH!!!!!

Jack Reacher was all ‘meh..’ standard actiony...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 21:39:26 -0800

Jack Reacher was all ‘meh..’ standard actiony (which is 900% better than anything else ) until HOLY SHIT WERNER HERZOG IS THE VILLAIN AND HE HAS A CREEPY EYE!?!?! AND ROBERT DUVALL IS A CANTANKEROUS OLD GUN NUT?!??!

YES PLEASE!

Photo

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 18:39:16 -0800

Angeles National Forest.

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 08:00:46 -0800

Angeles National Forest.

I am in love with this. So delicious. 7% of perfection.

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 21:03:07 -0800

I am in love with this. So delicious. 7% of perfection.

Photo

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 20:23:45 -0800

Photo

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 20:21:57 -0800

drinkyourjuice: Kyle is really, really good at art. FYI: My...

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 13:55:21 -0800

drinkyourjuice:

Kyle is really, really good at art.

FYI: My birthday is 11/10.

Photo

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 14:57:38 -0700

"Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won’t make life perfect but she’ll make it..."

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:11:50 -0700

“Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won’t make life perfect but she’ll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that’s in you.”

- Gayle G. Roper, Shadows on the Sand: A Seaside Mystery (via youngmanandoldsoul)

the-rza: Tree Flowers of Forest, Park, and Street Walter E....

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 17:22:36 -0700

the-rza:

Tree Flowers of Forest, Park, and Street Walter E. Rogers, Olga A. Smith

You Know What?

Fri, 14 Sep 2012 22:40:24 -0700

I was always a girl who hated having girlfriends, because girlfriends were always lame & talking about feelings. And guyfriends were always awesome and talking about farts & ninja movies (obviously preferable to feelings)

But now? FUCK THAT. Girlfriends are good. Girlfriends are gnarly. They’ll tell you your lipstick is fucked up, they’ll lend you an ear, they’ll lend you a tampon, they’ll tell you if your ass looks fat. Real girlfriends buy two drinks at the bar and two slices of drunk pizza. Girlfriends are where it’s at. And I don’t know what I’d do without the completely rad stable of badass bitches that I call friends. I love my girls. I really, really, really do and I’m proud/in awe that such intelligent, emotionally in touch, hilarious, ridiculous humans love me as much as they do.

In short:

Dudes: You’re the fucking shit. I love you and your bro-out sessions, and your beer pong, and your crass conversations, and your 100% real talk

BUT

Girlfriends: Y’all been taking amazing to a whole new level these days. Can I make you a friendship bracelet???

This will be fun, y’all! gotagirlcrush: Hey Angelinos! If...

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 13:28:03 -0700

This will be fun, y’all!

gotagirlcrush:

Hey Angelinos!

If you didn’t already hear—we’re having a West coast launch party on Saturday, September 22nd from 6-9pm at Myrtle with food to munch on by Deano’s Deli Sandwich truck! Come shop, snack, drink, and say hello!

Check out the facebook invite: here. Save the date and your appetite!

And for those that don’t live in Cali, you can still snag your very own copy of issue #2 here!

this is what my soul looks like. drinkyourjuice: 24/f/ny

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 13:14:15 -0700

this is what my soul looks like.

drinkyourjuice:

24/f/ny

mpdrolet: Mark Leary This is all I want.

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 18:20:25 -0700

mpdrolet:

Mark Leary

This is all I want.

tracieeganmorrissey: I like that her feet are in the high-heel...

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 16:02:44 -0700

tracieeganmorrissey:

I like that her feet are in the high-heel position even when she’s not wearing them.

Vacation Activities

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 21:05:57 -0700

* margarita bar crawl via bicycle with parents

* ridiculous game of Things

* thorough research regarding the Burr/Hamilton duel